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I once got arrested for running around almost naked tripping on a very high dose of 2-CE. Sobered up to realize I had coke in my wallet.

Then there's the time I got really drunk and a friend of mine was staying in a hotel the next city over. I wake up from my drunken stupor walking on the side of the highway. Mfw I realize I had been [i]walking[/i] along the freeway this whole time. Almost made it too. Somehow managed to walk a mile and a half in that condition.

Another time I was too drunk to realize I couldn't walk home. I ended up not giving a crap and hopping over people's fences, knocking on their windows and running across their lawns and "hiding" behind their brushes.

Another time I drank 3/4ths of a 1.5L bottle of whiskey by myself because then took a bong hit of tobacco. Knocked myself out. Woke up and felt great 15 hours after the fact. Realize I'm drunk. An hour later the hangover hits me. I'm shaking and shivering for the rest of the day, can only eat campbell's.

It's Cinco De Mayo, my friends and I do margaritas on campus. My friend and I pretty much plow through a liter of alcohol in 45 minutes. Neither of us is drunk. Decide I'm bored, take some DXM while watching Trainspotting. Nothing hits me, take another bottle. Begin walking home. Realize that my mind is about to leave my body. Call up a friend. Takes me home, party at my house in 2 hours. Wake up to realize I missed the festivities. Some close friends are still around. Do coke to lessen the comedown. Smoke a spliff. Mfw five drugs for cinco de mayo.

Celebrate end of semester with close friends. Drink a bottle of wine and a half. Not feeling much. Take vicodin and chlonidine. Take coke after sometime. End up with buddy walking around Oakland until morning. None of us remember how we got there. Spend the next two days in bed via being totally burned out.

Wake up after heavy drinking. Friend is over, make both of us highly alcoholic drink. Decide to take some shrooms. On empty stomach, they hit me 20 minutes later while ordering some food. Giggle while paying for my order, get weird looks. Decide it's too mild for my liking, take 600mg of DXM. On my way back home decide to get some DPH since . Realize that the other gram of shrooms is melting (it was chocolate covered) in my pocket. Mfw I'm eating chocolate shrooms in public in front of a cop car (srs) Mfw somehow I still manage to get in line and pay the cashier. Cashier smirks when I mumble and hand her chocolate stained money. Trip hard. Wake up to find out that the battery of my laptop is missing. To this day I have no idea where it went. Funny that that's all that happened. My laptop was fine, everything was unperturbed, except for my laptop's battery. Lord knows what I did that day.

Hadn't slept for a day (dem coke comedowns). Went to Warped Tour, been drinking all day, took some percocets. Friend's 21st birthday. Asks me to take shots for her. Mfw I take ~20 shots throughout the night to appease her. Come back to my place, no idea what is going on. No cares, go to bed. Find out there had been a party at my place. Cops had rolled us, arrested four people. Apparently I was so relaxed cops thought I was drugged up. When they asked me for I.D. apparently all I did was try to give them some cash while telling them to leave me alone

I got more of these kinds of stories (Srs)

I microwaved a frozen bear paw with the wrapper left on it.
Let's just say my parents were not happy about buying a new microwave.

tried to get bread out of a toaster with a knife while it was still on all the electricity went out :L

Which one do you want? Almost setting an apartment complex on fire or throwing a lit firework into a warehouse.

I took a picture at a supermarket, EVEN THOUGH IT SAID NO PICTURES

[quote=GAubertin]Drunk from vodka? YOU ARE INSANE.

In 7th grade, my friend and I still had over 100 dollars worth of fireworks. Back then, that was the closest thing to badass that we could get so, in short, if you didn't have fireworks, you were a loser. We lived in the same apartment building which was also next to a police station with over 50 cops in there at all times. We didn't have any place to light them so we just went under the bridge, the bridge next to the police station. We had them all in a pile. I lit a giant one and it tipped over on the last shot, shooting the pile. Then all of the fireworks went off and 4 cop cars came flying out of the station with another two coming from down the street. They had their sirens on and were all screaming at us to get on the ground. This was next to our building so we ran as fast as we could into the courtyard. The cops couldn't drive in, but fortunately nobody got out and chased us. We got to the back door which would open. The key got stuck or something because we were shaking and freaking out. A few seconds after it would open, my friend kicked the door and it just opened. We ran to his house and hid in his room. I was scared to even go outside at all for a week.

My friend was also black.[/quote]

I love your last sentence.

I went Paragliding when I went to Dominican! It was sooooooooooooooooooooooo scary

Idk, but i'm sure i had crazy moments. Well, I got pretty drunk with my friends (but i was the most drunk), and i acted like a freak at wendys lol. Too long of a story

My friends and I decided to make a large fire in a near by forest using only gasoline and matches, it did not end well lol

I kissed a girl and I liked it... Tasted like cherry chapstick...

blacked out on the 4th of july....now i remember why i dont mix dark and clear and beer

[quote=Hellksing]Coming out of a vag.[/quote]

Funnest comment of the year award. You earned it.

me and my aunts family were going bak home from a park that is a 2 hour drive away
on our way me and my cuzins started to screem "WHERE IS MAHMOOD ?" out the car window
and got a big piece of paper and wrote that on it and held it out the window and started to everyone we saw
until we got pulled over by cops

fell in love, man... i fell in love

corny af

If the craziest thing you've ever done is drink a bottle of vodka then you must live a pretty boring life. I do that every weekend.

If that's the craziest thing you've ever done, you might want to give up now.

When I was visiting a high school friend at Stonybrook (go sea wolves?), I let his friend take a body shot off of me because she was a solid 7/10.

My story would get my account banned.

I stalked some girl on basilmarket and found her house. She found out and called cops on me and they put me in jail for like tree fiddy days.
[url=http://oi39.tinypic.com/oswuw8.jpg]i sometimes think im too real for basil[/url]

fireworks

Drift a FWD car around a corner because F&F had me hype.

Needless to say, it didn't work. And because my dad was in the car, I wasn't allowed to drive again for a while.

I thought of nothing.

[quote=BBD]NICE!
I think I got the same car as you?
I got a Honda Civic Ex 2013!
I just bought it last month that hasn't got passed 120KM (speed) yet (74miles).
I need to go on a toll freeway again but I am so scared to go fast on it since it is new and all.

I only had the Audi for 3 days.
My insurance only covers $10,000 in rental or something like that BS.[/quote]

no doubt no doubt. break in your car before going crazy lol
2012. 2013 model has those audi style lights right?
Regret not getting the SI. At the time I just got my license and was still sketch with semi auto cars.

@radkai: idk alcohol is alcohol. The ones itt prob drank too much or first time.

How you people react so negatively to vodka? I drank a bottle and I was normal.

[quote=Squeezy]lol audi r8. very naise
I would try that in my civic but my car can't handle it. http://i41.tinypic.com/732f5x.jpg
Fastest I went was 101 and at this speed I could feel my car shaking so I stopped. Driving 1 hand at 100 trying to take a snapchat scary meng.[/quote]

NICE!
I think I got the same car as you?
I got a Honda Civic Ex 2013!
I just bought it last month that hasn't got passed 120KM (speed) yet (74miles).
I need to go on a toll freeway again but I am so scared to go fast on it since it is new and all.

I only had the Audi for 3 days.
My insurance only covers $10,000 in rental or something like that BS.

Went cliff diving 50 feet!

[quote=BBD]All you guys are weak when it comes to drinking.

The craziest thing I have done.
Back when my car got hit by a truck back in 2010 I was able to get a rental.
So I asked one of my boys who had a auto shop if I can rent his cars and Insurance will pay everything. We made sure all the paper work was done and I got a 2010 Audi R8.
It was brand new at that time. So I decided to go on a toll freeway and I was able to hit 260KM. It could go more but I had to get off the freeway.[/quote]

lol audi r8. very naise
I would try that in my civic but my car can't handle it. http://i41.tinypic.com/732f5x.jpg
Fastest I went was 101 and at this speed I could feel my car shaking so I stopped. Driving 1 hand at 100 trying to take a snapchat scary meng.

[quote=BBD]All you guys are weak when it comes to drinking.

The craziest thing I have done.
Back when my car got hit by a truck back in 2010 I was able to get a rental.
So I asked one of my boys who had a auto shop if I can rent his cars and Insurance will pay everything. We made sure all the paper work was done and I got a 2010 Audi R8.
It was brand new at that time. So I decided to go on a toll freeway and I was able to hit 260KM. It could go more but I had to get off the freeway.[/quote]

so much lies.

All you guys are weak when it comes to drinking.

The craziest thing I have done.
Back when my car got hit by a truck back in 2010 I was able to get a rental.
So I asked one of my boys who had a auto shop if I can rent his cars and Insurance will pay everything. We made sure all the paper work was done and I got a 2010 Audi R8.
It was brand new at that time. So I decided to go on a toll freeway and I was able to hit 260KM. It could go more but I had to get off the freeway.

Coming out of a vag.

went to the computer and downloaded maplestory.

vodka lel
Brought a bottle of grey goose to orientation and because I choose to stay in a dorm for the night I had a curfew at 12 while everyone else who stayed in a hotel went out to the college bars. Basically went to all the orientation night activities drunk with other students and student leaders. Not the craziest but related.

Craziest was probably getting black out drunk and having my parents take care of me

I once tried to put a steel ruler between an plug and outlet.

I don't think I can put my story on basil.

I made an account on basilmarket. Craziest decision I've ever made

Mountain biking

I died.