Anyone know how to get sick really fast?
yea i need to get sick in less than 2 days, anyone have the most least noticeable way?
May 9, 2012
Anyone know how to get sick really fast?
yea i need to get sick in less than 2 days, anyone have the most least noticeable way?
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Depends why you need to get sick but
Night before - Eat nothing and establish that you don't feel well
Morning - Still eating nothing get as much 5-Alive as you can, it has a lot of acid, it'll will get your stomach in a bad condition and you'll likely throw up
lick your keyboard, the entirety of it.
Why not get hurt...Examples are - Play sports and get dropped and break something, Start a fight with a stronger guy, Trip over "accidentally", Twist your ankle, Start some internal bleeding, bruise yourself all over <<Just some suggestions
stay up REALLY late and sleep little
Cheese your brains out.
Go to sleep with wet hair, wet feet, and no blankets.
This is a way to get a fever if that's what you want.
Eat the baked bads tired Apple Jack made. You might not die from it.
Why would you want to get sick the first place?
make out with the first person you see sneeze...
@Luscious: Give your friend an incentive to do it. Maybe offer said friend a piggy back ride?
[quote=Fiercerain]This. Have a friend, relative cough/sneeze in your mouth.[/quote]
that sounds very uncomfortable for both the friend and him
like the above guy said sleep outside naked for one night and you'll be good to go.
stay outside for a whole day naked
I drank a slurpee on a cold, rainy day once.. Got sick the next morning. haha
[quote=renaflor]Breathe in other people's sneezes and coughs.[/quote]
Thought of Duplex when I saw this.
Take a hot then a cold shower?
I'd actually like to know what you're trying to get out of.
Or into. Lol.
All of the above are true.
The title can be easily renamed "Thing's that get you off" and the comments would still make sense!
edit: actually... meeeeeh... maybe.. not too sure
Rub your face with your feces.
[quote=Dorks]Stress out about something.[/quote]
This. Have a friend, relative cough/sneeze in your mouth.
Cut your arm off
Swim in a dumpster
Eat lots of raw chicken
Eat expired food.
Breathe in other people's sneezes and coughs.
Stress out about something.
that would also work
move to france