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how much money do you have in your bank?

I have 30,000 dollars

HBU

February 6, 2016

59 Comments • Newest first

Carbyken

*Opens wallet as a puff of smoke puffs out* Confound it!

*Calls bank, only to realize he doesn't actually have an account.* Guess I'll get back to ya on Friday when I get paid!

Reply June 1, 2016
fradddd

Funny, over a month (of working nearly full time) later I have: $617.

Reply May 31, 2016
UpcomingNerd

@nolen: Most banks insure your money up to a certain amount. So even if someone were to commit fraud and steal your money, the bank will cover the amount loss. It's one of the trade offs of using a bank. They use your money for investments, but they also cover losses that may occur while you are 'invested' into their company.

I highly recommend getting a credit card and a bank account at a young age and building up your credit score. Also open up a retirement saving account and put 5% of each paycheck into it as well as a mortgage account of 10%. This may seem like a waste of money in your teenage years but is well worth it by the time you reach your thirties and even more so when you wish to retire. Housing prices continue to rise, and paying for a house in cash or with a huge down payment will ultimately save you much more money down the road, as a mortgage is usually life's most expensive venture.

Reply May 31, 2016
Nolen

I'm worried my bank account money will get stolen. Credit cards are commonly stolen where I live

http://www.nytimes.com/2016/05/30/technology/governments-turn-to-commercial-spyware-to-intimidate-dissidents.html

Reply May 31, 2016 - edited
MochaPK

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l91ISfcuzDw

Reply May 31, 2016 - edited
renexz

-200 brazil currency.

I'm broke af.

Reply May 31, 2016 - edited
UAPaladin

Something like $3k, but I'm in college, I don't currently have a real job, and my parents pay for pretty much everything for me. I just use that money for when I want to buy something trivial that I'd feel bad to have my parents pay for, like a new game or something. I'm trying to save up like $1k more though and then I'll spend about $2k on building a computer.

Reply May 31, 2016 - edited
catdograt

Definitely not enough.

Reply May 30, 2016 - edited
UpcomingNerd

Broke. Well just enough to pay bills and get by until I finish college.

Reply May 30, 2016 - edited
cocobenz

I have 30,001 dollars

HBU

Reply April 21, 2016 - edited
aznseal

My dad's credit card.

Reply April 21, 2016 - edited
keyan22

I don't think I have a bank account lol, but I have about 900$ in cash, trying to get a PC.

Reply April 19, 2016 - edited
StapleMory

Around 300

Reply April 19, 2016 - edited
BenchPresser

About $11,000. I had more but I just bought a new car.

Reply April 15, 2016 - edited
fradddd

Saw my first post--good to see I'm improving. I have $652 now.

Reply April 15, 2016 - edited
kevqn

$44 and I don't go to college RIP

Reply April 13, 2016 - edited
rixworkwix

2.3k. sadly lost job but not sadly i still live with parent. just dont be destructive/dumb, live with parents and have a full time job and having 5k+ isnt that difficult

Reply April 13, 2016 - edited
norman897

I have 2.3k. Not enough.

Reply April 13, 2016 - edited
ImaClubYou

enough to buy some food is what I always say

Reply February 12, 2016 - edited
yunioracosta

Work part-time, live with my parents, all expenses covered by parents since i'm in college. Have almost 2k in the bank but it's not on a sufficient or speedy rise due to the 1 bill my father has passed down to me , which is the auto insurance.

Reply February 12, 2016 - edited
2005chuy

894, but with my credit card debt I've got -385. I really need any of the jobs I've applied to to call me back... Thank god tomorrow is payday.

Reply February 12, 2016 - edited
ZombieOverlord

Like $27 or something.

Reply February 12, 2016 - edited
BreakerZ

100 million mesos

Reply February 12, 2016 - edited
00Kage

1 million pennies

Reply February 11, 2016 - edited
lettucing

@4evavoodoo: right?! i know adults who don't even have a grand in the bank. i'd be panicking.

Reply February 10, 2016 - edited
AshleyAttacked

Why do you need to know?

Just trying to see if you actually need to know or if you're just curious about me.

Reply February 10, 2016 - edited
4evavoodoo

how do people live life with so little money or no job?

Reply February 10, 2016 - edited
MrSatan

6 million shekels of gold

Reply February 9, 2016 - edited
Flya

about $7 plus a 1997 tim tam packet

Reply February 9, 2016 - edited
mdisback

29k in personal and like 35k in savings

Reply February 9, 2016 - edited
xylyls

$2,200 but my father will be passing away soon and he has a few hundred K in investments so I guess I'll have that.

Reply February 9, 2016 - edited
keyan22

Around $430 in CAD, I want to get a pc so i'm saving up.

Reply February 9, 2016 - edited
Hellksing

Almost $200

Reply February 9, 2016 - edited
Tyrantblade

@lettucing: same here, hoping im able to save a bunch of money when my bills get lowered pretty soon

Reply February 8, 2016 - edited
tonywashere

I had roughly $5,000 saved up until I decided to just dump it all into my student loans. I still have around $4,500 in loans left (finally...) which is easypeasy. So at the moment, I have roughly... $500? *waits anxiously for next pay period*

Reply February 7, 2016 - edited
Shirly

5k lma0

Reply February 7, 2016 - edited
Tyrantblade

About $700 because i just got my taxes which make up most of it and the federal government seems to think if you clear over $20,000 for 1 year you are doing great and on your way to becoming rich, which is sadly not true, im broke most of the time and the only consistent thing in my life besides bills is the $200 a month going to my ortho and $43.20 monthly phone bill and of course theres groceries, and im living at home, so you can basically double my bills if i was living on my own

Im working on lowering the money i need to pay out where possible, already got my orthodontist payments going down to 160, gonna have $200 less per month to pay just for the house in about a month, then i can save some money

Reply February 7, 2016 - edited
XronellX

I have $3000 saved up.

Reply February 7, 2016 - edited
Xdwow2

@fradddd: Well I am on a paid internship where I am working full time. It's not much I make about 17/hr.

Reply February 6, 2016 - edited
fradddd

@xdwow2: so like full time jobs?

Reply February 6, 2016 - edited
CircleJerker

@liam: lol, dude that's like 300 dollars in us dollars.

Reply February 6, 2016 - edited
zigen

i got like 1k from my loan and i had about 500 before that, im broke af

Reply February 6, 2016 - edited
Xdwow2

@fradddd: cuz we got jobs duuuuh! I got about 10k in the bank, and 2k in cash, don't ask why.

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Liam

1,162,800.00 in Ugandan Shillings. Unfortunately have to pay around 10,260,000UGX every quarter due to tuition

Reply February 6, 2016 - edited
MateoCl

I've got like 300 right now. I need more money.

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duckymucky

I have about 6k in my bank. I've been paying off my school loans.

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fradddd

Why tf does every Basilers have in the 10k's? How?

Reply February 6, 2016 - edited
ClementZ

10k-ish

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