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Why I hate Ariana Grande

Hello,
Mr. B has scooped me up off the streets as your new hate-a-spondent. I got a job now, I pay taxes, ha ha ha.

I am here to talk about Ariana Grande. She is currently everyone's favorite demon child and I personally like to share with you my top 7 reasons why I hate this chick.

1. She can't dance, despite her thinking she can. If you haven't seen her dance, you ain't missing much. She literally kills the same dance routine in every performance she does. And it's nothing complicated neither. It's nothing I can't teach myself in the comfort of my sewing closet. All she does is flip her hair like Jaden Smith. If Jaden can do it, so can you!

2. Apparently, Grande will only take a photo from the left side, more specifically from the side which has the dimple. I don't know why, it looks like a road dip.
The red headed devil apparently stormed out of a photo shoot because they didn't follow the rules of no natural light and no shooting from the right. Uhh such a diva, you ain't Mariah yet.

3. Your interviews suck girl! One rule she has is that you can't ask any unproved questions like..how's your relationship with gluten, or JB or Mariah or Sam and Cat or whoever you is screwing now. Qurl, no one like that, they want something that goes with da flow. Smoke a blunt or something.. have big sean roll it.

4. She is rude! Ariana was reportedly over heard saying in an elevator that she hopes all her fans die! And more than one source over heard her saying this... yup.
I have said this before too about my friends, but qurl when you is in an elevator with other people and cameras, shut up.

5. Her hair... where do I even begin. When ARiana first started to get legit famous, she always put her hair in the same fashion, in a high pony tail. Later, we begin what she was truely hiding up here, was it a bump it or maybe a 100 calorie snack pack. She never ever ever takes it down, well she posted a pic on instagram with her hair down, only to have it be deleted later as if it was national security. Prove me wrong qurl... i wanna see some scalp.

6. She's a diva. This girl is suuuuch a diva she thinks she is Mariah Carey. Please tell me why when she performed on SNL she demanded that her hotel lobby be cleared out for an entourage of 21 people. Qurl, how do you even know 21 people? When i got my make up done professionally there were 3 people and I didn't even know any of there names. How do you know 21 people's name? I do not believe you. Diva card pulled.

7. This one is my fav. Her bf is Big Sean. These two collaborated twice in the past. They first sparked relationship rumors when they were caught holding hands at the VMAs.
They claim it was just a spur of the moment thing, but qurl no it wasn't. Yall been hoeing on the set all da time.

I lied, I'm adding one more.

7.5 Your brother qurl. He called himself a social media mugal. You need to distance yoself from Ms. Crazy because Ms. Crazy ain't right. She delusional about somethangs. You need one less, one less botttom. Get rid of her. Seriously, he's bringing down yo street credit...
Pink hair... he's 35!

This was a special request from @shir. We did it qurl, we made a I hate Ariana Grande Fan club.

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