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you're trolling, eh?

you can always look up canadian in the Rosetta stone.

Call people "guy" or "buddy".

Just act like a sissy.

Repeat after me... "LaBatt's Blue hoser, how bout them Leafs, eh?"

That should get you through most situations.

@Deletive: Meh. That's all I could really say lol...it's gonna be fun walking to school in slush

[url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-glHAzXi_M&hd=1][/url]

@JekutoNightra: [b]derp[/b] weather

[quote=Reflexes]just live in vancouver mang, the derp weather is lovely here[/quote]

I live in Victoria and it's -2 every day T_T

[quote=Urpleness]Bro don't come to Canada unless you can survive harsh cold canadian winter.[/quote]

just live in vancouver mang, the derp weather is lovely here

Come to the north, we have Kinder Surprise.

[url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-glHAzXi_M]Here's your crash course. Dead on.[/url]

Just say sorry after every sentence combined with basic english and you should be good.

They speak English, what is this, CANADA and US are similar.

[quote=xtripled]"how can i learn how to speak canadian quickly"
... seriously hope you're trolling[/quote]
No, he's asking a very serious question here.

If he's going to Canada, how else will he communicate without learning basic Canadian?

say sorry for almost everything you do

there are a few things you need to know...
Poutine, Coffee Crisp, Ketchup Potato Chips, and PC Decadent Chocolate soda.
that will get you by for a little while...

I'm Canadian, it's rough man
I don't know if an american like you could survive in -gasp- 3 degrees Celsius o.o

Learn to communicate with polar bears.
Learn the way of maple syrup and bagged milk

Not sure if OP is a troll or stupid...

I don't know if you can survive there. We wrestle polar bears everyday. We're pretty powerful.

Oh teach me too.
I'm going there on a mission for the blek mage.

But @xaznninja refuses to teach me anything nowadays.
i crai everytim.

You need to first learn the ways of the polar bear. Source: I am Canadian and no I will not teach.

"how can i learn how to speak canadian quickly"
... seriously hope you're trolling