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met a girl basiler at a party last night lmao

last night at around 10pm i got a late night text from one of my friends about a house party going on. we decided to go to it and chill.

we arrive there at 11pm and the party was buzzing hard... i was getting my drank on when in the corner i saw this asian girl, 5 foot 3, busty physique with blonde streaks.

she got me feeling some type of way so i approached her and we talked all throughout the night and at around 1am we went upstairs and.. yeah... you know what happened betas

this morning, we woke up and she was acting like a complete female beta, being all clingy and asking if i wanna chill today. i straight up told her "hell no" and got out.

now you're probably wondering, how did i know she used basilmarket?

well that's because: 1. she was beta and being clingy after the business. 2. she was asian. 3. she was sort of into the whole "kawai" thing.

and that, my beta friends, is how i slept with a basiler at a party.

stay beta, betas.

April 9, 2015

26 Comments • Newest first

fradddd

She coulda been any Asian from the internet.

Reply April 11, 2015
ZzXxskyxXzZ

[quote=Amazing]Why do you have a problem with it?[/quote]

I don't know, you tell me. Does it seem like I have a problem with it?

Reply April 11, 2015
tuffghost

this thread gave me cancer

Reply April 10, 2015
dennisb0t

[quote=TrueAtheist]Am I the only one who thinks OP is being legit, are Basilers really that closeted that they think people don't get laid.

@grip25 I support you fam, as long as you're wrapping it up.[/quote]

"now you're probably wondering, how did i know she used basilmarket?

well that's because: 1. she was beta and being clingy after the business. 2. she was asian. 3. she was sort of into the whole "kawai" thing."

Do you seriously think that THIS^^^^ is legit

Reply April 10, 2015
TrueAtheist

Am I the only one who thinks OP is being legit, are Basilers really that closeted that they think people don't get laid.

@grip25 I support you fam, as long as you're wrapping it up.

Reply April 10, 2015
TheAffroman

Do you like peanut butter?

Reply April 10, 2015
Amazing

[quote=ZzXxskyxXzZ]So many people trying to act cool on this site, lol.[/quote]

Why do you have a problem with it?

Reply April 9, 2015
zomgitbeandy

dont you get bored of being stupid on basil everyday

Reply April 9, 2015
MSmaste

omg this is funy

Reply April 9, 2015
xdwow

fake and gey. Do you even lift bro? Come 1v1 me in RL, Imma rekt you i swear on mr.besil's panties.

Reply April 9, 2015
luckysausage

lol this is funny. What does Beta mean?

Reply April 9, 2015
iJayMS

fun night

Reply April 9, 2015
Quasar

[quote=SirKibbleX2]WHAT HAPPPENED?[/quote]

He got his butt whopped in a "children's" card game.

Reply April 9, 2015
FreeIcecream

[quote=SirKibbleX2]WHAT HAPPPENED?[/quote]

They started doing each others makeup ofcourse.

Reply April 9, 2015
MeerCats

ur a legend

Reply April 9, 2015
Updated

[quote=MrsGoat1995]I can confirm. I was grip25's beta-ness.[/quote]

No, it was me! Get out of here you liar, Grip25 is mine <3 <3

Reply April 9, 2015
grip25

[quote=MrsGoat1995]I can confirm. I was grip25's beta-ness.[/quote]

you female betas need to learn not to be clingy

Reply April 9, 2015
ZzXxskyxXzZ

So many people trying to act cool on this site, lol.

Reply April 9, 2015
betaboi101

Hey honey had a real great time last night . I didn't feel it tho so next time mayb pop a viagra or three </3

Reply April 9, 2015 - edited
CeroFX

Hey it's Beta25

Reply April 9, 2015 - edited
enoch129

Lol, stay behind your keyboard you beta.

Reply April 9, 2015 - edited
Se7olution

Last night around 10pm i got a late night text from SKT T1 Faker asking me to join his team

Reply April 9, 2015 - edited
LeadIn

When will you admit that you're a beta?
Pretty sure everyone on this site is a beta, including me.

Reply April 9, 2015 - edited
HornyNippIes

you're beta, being proud and putting it on here, we all know you're a bad troll tho

Reply April 9, 2015 - edited
Liam

no you didn't. what rly happened

Reply April 9, 2015 - edited
xcaliburx23

So, procreation with a girl you met on Basil? You lucky son of a gun!

Reply April 9, 2015 - edited