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I had an embarrassing experience at H&M

SMH this is so embarrassing

buying pants at H&M. 10/10 cute girl comes over and helps me find a pair. she hands me the receipt. being me I ask is your number on the receipt? says no. we maintain eye contact i put down the receipt and tell her to put it down. she says no

February 18, 2014

20 Comments • Newest first

ItsMrsForYou

Well, respect for trying

Reply February 18, 2014
Reflexes

[quote=heartofachamp]the only odd thing about me are my chromosomes[/quote]

y, u got an extra 21st chromosome or something?

Reply February 18, 2014
LanGod

dude i'm in tears

Reply February 18, 2014
HastyHeist

lmao shopping at H&M

Reply February 18, 2014
iDrinkOJ

you forgot to slip her a 20

Reply February 18, 2014
AmyrIin

i cringed. this is terrible

Reply February 18, 2014
ZetraDedd

yea women like it when you keep getting at them, it makes them confident you really like them !

Reply February 18, 2014
natalie

try hard and more

Reply February 18, 2014
Ipoopster

well the problem here is that you didnt try it again. 3rds times the charm . always start off with a joke then process to get into the pants.

Reply February 18, 2014
ZetraDedd

no, i think you were good man! gotta man up some day

Reply February 18, 2014
Collee

Most girls don't want to be hit on at work.

Reply February 18, 2014
mesoismine

start taking roids, work on them aesthetics. come back a greek god and carry her to olympus.

Reply February 18, 2014
heartofachamp

[quote=Errr]o, you're figuratively retarded.[/quote]

the only odd thing about me are my chromosomes

Reply February 18, 2014
Errr

No, you're figuratively retarded.

Reply February 18, 2014
heartofachamp

[quote=xVolcomStone]Don't ask for her number unless she's attainable. I mean, statistically speaking you're probably not a 10. If you are, my apologies, you were probably just off your game.

Props for trying... But probably don't bother next time.[/quote]

did i ax your opinion cac, finna get turnt up rite now

Reply February 18, 2014
LuckyNinja

Try, try again.

Tell her you play Maple and pwn noobs like a boss.

Reply February 18, 2014
xVolcomStone

Don't ask for her number unless she's attainable. I mean, statistically speaking you're probably not a 10. If you are, my apologies, you were probably just off your game.

Props for trying... But probably don't bother next time.

Reply February 18, 2014
Masdevour

You're wearing shorts tho

Reply February 18, 2014
ClipsNCurls

wasn't worth pulling out a pen for you...

Reply February 18, 2014
Dkiu221

Lol u got shut down hard

Reply February 18, 2014 - edited