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How to get friendzoned?

So ummm...... yeah....

September 17, 2012

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DrHye

[quote=Casey]I friendzoned this somewhat black girl at my school.
I like em' full [b]chocolate.[/b][/quote]

Did you just say... [i]Chocolate?[/i]
...[i][b]CHOOOCOLAAATEEE?[/b][/i]

Reply September 18, 2012
Fiercerain

It's fairly easy to get friendzoned, ask for phone number, text/call the person every few minutes asking them how are they feeling, or if they want to go out. And be clingy in general.. ugh..

Reply September 18, 2012
Oyster

[quote=Laker1294]Farting might not only get you friendzoned. She might not like you for it and not want to be your friend anymore (nicest way I could say it)[/quote]

Or you can try burping jk.....
But you basically would talk to her like you were talking to your other guy friends, talk about sports and stuff, things she has no interests in, then it's a matter of time that she finds out you guys don't have that much in common and she'll move on.
Or, you can talk about your crushes, or other girls you find whether hot or not, but just the mentioning of other girls in front of her would make her feel jealous and hopefully, she'll get the point and move on....
Lastly, do what the "shy" guys do...lol (no offense to shy guys but I seem to noticed that they get friendzoned a lot)

Reply September 18, 2012 - edited
Laker1294

[quote=zoneflare2]Which is im around cause ill lay it out bluntly [/quote]

I can be blunt too but I try not to be as much as possible to spare the other person's feelings.

Reply September 18, 2012 - edited
Laker1294

[quote=zoneflare2]Girl farting would get her running. Friendzone would be wishful thinking after that point LOL[/quote]

Lol I know but I wanted to say it in the nicest way I could think.

Edit: sorry if my post doesn't make sense. It's 2:21 am over here. *yawns* I'm going to sleep. Good night.

Reply September 18, 2012 - edited
Laker1294

[quote=xenspyder]Hint that you're not interested in her.

Say things like "You're like a sister to me"
Keep talking about crushes and other women around her.
Fart around her.[/quote]

Farting might not only get you friendzoned. She might not like you for it and not want to be your friend anymore (nicest way I could say it)

Reply September 18, 2012 - edited
Casey

I friendzoned this somewhat black girl at my school.
I like em' full [b]chocolate.[/b]

Reply September 18, 2012 - edited
Laker1294

[quote=BiqBoiCleanSwaq]@Laker1294: That will likely change. Men and women are made to be attracted to each other. It may not occur right away but soon.[/quote]

...I honestly don't think it would because I don't know if I would still be his friend after high school. Honestly I wouldn't get with someone who tries to change me..especially for the worse..but for the better; of course.

Reply September 18, 2012 - edited
WontPostMuch

[quote=BiqBoiCleanSwaq]@WontPostMuch: I am serious mate, I've seen it happen to many times. It could take even a decade. But if you don't distance yourself enough. It'll happen.[/quote]

Not if there's huge disparities in looks bro. The only time I've ever hooked up with someone that I thought had a great personality but wasn't good looking was when we both got super drunk. I don't even remember having sex with her either. Have never seen it happen either. If someone expressed disinterest, it usually lasts unless the person does major changes.

Reply September 17, 2012 - edited
ClementZ

Becoming a doormat.

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WontPostMuch

[quote=BiqBoiCleanSwaq]@Laker1294: That will likely change. Men and women are made to be attracted to each other. It may not occur right away but soon.[/quote]

I don't think so brah. There's some chicks that I really like hanging out with but I would never consider dating them. Hanging out a lot also doesn't mean that suddenly the sparks occur. Unless alcohol is involved. Then maybe, just maybe, will you scrape up a hook-up, but that's totes diff.

Reply September 17, 2012 - edited
zigen

be ugly

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GuardianCreator

[quote=Echleon]Why would you want to know this...?[/quote]

^^This

Reply September 17, 2012 - edited
Laker1294

[quote=BiqBoiCleanSwaq]Its easy to get friend zoned. Every time she comes on to you. Act stupid like you don't even realize what she is saying.
But even still, I learned today the friend zone does not actually exist. No matter how good of friends you are, you will still end up being attracted to one and other.[/quote]

I've been friends with a guy for 2 years and I'm still not attracted to him..He tried to change me for the worse but I forgave him. o.o

Reply September 17, 2012 - edited
tuesdaymorning

Be unattractive but very likeable.

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x1mmortality

Go out with another girl. That's what I did.

Reply September 17, 2012 - edited
LeonDragneel

Bite her boobs, she'll understand

Reply September 17, 2012 - edited
Ryck

Just tell her "I'm glad to have you as a friend, nothing more" If she still doesn't get a clue then..

Reply September 17, 2012 - edited
WontPostMuch

[quote=dracox5234]@WontPostMuch:

whales have a female gender, bet you wanna stick your thing there too.[/quote]

Sorry, not into bestiality x

Reply September 17, 2012 - edited
dracox5234

@WontPostMuch:

whales have a female gender, bet you wanna stick your thing there too.

Reply September 17, 2012 - edited
WontPostMuch

[quote=dracox5234]@WontPostMuch:
[url=http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_6DM1Dm9Cjqw/TNj9OrEt-1I/AAAAAAAAAcY/udLeo1KAz-E/s1600/ugly-fat-girl-bikini-old-woman-pictures.jpg]have fun tonight[/url][/quote]

We're talking about women, not whales bro.

Reply September 17, 2012 - edited
dracox5234

@WontPostMuch:
[url=http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_6DM1Dm9Cjqw/TNj9OrEt-1I/AAAAAAAAAcY/udLeo1KAz-E/s1600/ugly-fat-girl-bikini-old-woman-pictures.jpg]have fun tonight[/url]

Reply September 17, 2012 - edited
NoNsensical

You can always be the token feminine gay friend out of a pack of wild cheerleaders.

Reply September 17, 2012 - edited
WontPostMuch

[quote=dracox5234]because some people are above trying to stick their thing in every woman they see[/quote]

It's okay to be gay.

Reply September 17, 2012 - edited
dracox5234

[quote=Echleon]Why would you want to know this...?[/quote]
because some people are above trying to stick their thing in every woman they see

Reply September 17, 2012 - edited
WontPostMuch

Friend zoning a girl is easy. Just talk to her like you would any of your bros. Talk to her about girls you like, how so and so has [i]such[/i] a great ass, etc. She'll get the hint, haha.

Reply September 17, 2012 - edited
kurandox99

Be weird, antisocial, clingy, and really nice.

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Koncept

be ugly? i guess?

Reply September 17, 2012 - edited
ZapReign

No I want to friendzone a girl so I she can not like me

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DColdhearts

Be the third wheel.

Reply September 17, 2012 - edited
danyx

Be nice

Reply September 17, 2012 - edited
MeMagicalPie

Don't let her friendzone you

FRIEND ZONE HER
MUAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAH

no but seriously it's going to make things easier

Reply September 17, 2012 - edited
AmyrIin

counterproductive methodz

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Echleon

Why would you want to know this...?

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