General

1) Scream awkwardly
2) Stop and question how the hell he got in my house
3) Black girl "mmhmm" and Kick him out

Pinch myself to see if im dreaming
Or be awkwarf

[quote=sammmmmich]Mhmm. Yes actually. Mind you, my crush isn't some skittish coward who took months to ask me out.

I speak from experience, you speak from a desperate and lonely imagination.
Unless you plan on being a timid little man for the rest of your life get over your fear and ask her out. Is rejection worse than the spineless being you are now?[/quote]

Lmfao no chill
#SavageAF

[quote=fradddd]@sammmmmich I like how you assume that your crush would just have a boner already[/quote]
Mhmm. Yes actually. Mind you, my crush isn't some skittish coward who took months to ask me out.

I speak from experience, you speak from a desperate and lonely imagination.
Unless you plan on being a timid little man for the rest of your life get over your fear and ask her out. Is rejection worse than the spineless being you are now?

@sammmmmich I like how you assume that your crush would just have a boner already

@fradddd I Think you should do #3 regardless if she's in your bedroom or not.

As for me, ahh if only..
1) Explode with various emotions.
2) "Is that a banana in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"
3)

1) Did I just wake up or did I just walk in and she was sitting there? At night or in the afternoon or what?
2) What is she thinking?
3) How and why did she find my apartment and get into my room?

This is why I hesitate about everything.

What I assume I'd do if I just walked in to go to bed and she was there:
1) Be surprised, ask her how and why, talk with her
2) See what happens
3) If nothing happens, ask her if she wants to go out this week

1.Talk
2.Play Monster Hunter 4 Ultimate
3.Play Super Smash Bros for 3ds!

1. make awkward small talk
2. ask him what he wants to do
3. awkwardly do that

1. stare at them and wonder what to do without being awkward but end up being awkward/creepy cuz i'm thinking but staring at them so I guess that's creepy rite. sigh. proceed to either 2) or 3). :C
2. uhm. pretend that they're invisible. I'll jump into bed and go to sleep. cocoon-style.
3. tell them to shoo and shove them out the door.
..
rd

1. netflix and chill
2. netflix and chill
3. netflix and chill

@lilikoby: [url=http://imgur.com/a/cwJmc]xoxo[/url]

@decensy: that makes me slightly moist ngl

@lilikoby: uh maybe

@decensy: do you collect rare pepe's too?

1. Discuss dank meme's
2. Trade rare pepe's
3. whisper in her ear: do u want to buy some illegal memes

@jaredragonx9: [url=http://i.imgur.com/2SocL34.jpg]stop[/url]

if they came to my room voluntarily... you know

1. cringe
2. cringe
3. cringe

Well obviously you gotta put out some mini games like Monopoly or Gator golf

1. have hot sex
2. try not to crry
3. cry a lot

@simroh1: Idk if I should be flattered omg

1. make him tea
2. turn on music
3. nap

1.whip out my spare laptop and get her to log into her maplestory account
2. see if she has a character that can take part in Monster Park Extreme
3. maybe confess my love for her....but that might result in her logging out of maplestory. so i probably wouldnt say anything

speechlessly stare at his face, blush, probably look down and let him do what he wantssssssssssssssssss ayyyyyyyy <3 o.o

[url=https://40.media.tumblr.com/bee815247075d41275ee3b84c39fc68f/tumblr_nlxwthCLf71tm37e9o1_r1_540.jpg]1. eat him because I'm really a ghoul[/url]

show her my maplestory character

apologize for the mess,kiss, nap

cuddle, cuddle, cuddle

Play rock paper scissors, play super mario sunshine, look at cinemacins. Now, for the serious scenario. 1. Ask if her bros are ok. 2. Cook with her, because she does not know how to.,(plus one to man power). 3. Put on project almanac because she never saw it. 4. Not planning to be laid, but I plan to keep her satisfied.

1. get a bottle of whisky
2. pick a good movie
3. wellyou know

1.Show my beutiful singing cords https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=citen8EcFQ4
2.proceed to Seduce https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OE75V5_rjS0
3. And then we do it like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oITSBvkj-kI

1. Get her pregnant
2. Take her clothes off
3. Flirt with her

1. Gurl u wont som fok?
2. Gurl u wont som fok?
3. Gurl U wont som fok?

1. Ask her what Daniel Radcliff and Rupert Grint are like
2. Tell her to get naked
3. Draw her like one of Jack's french girls

Play some [url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nIrZmcNuJU8]Tujiko Noriko[/url] and watch his eyes glaze over as his brain becomes mush
Put a straw through his eye and suck out his brain mush
Search for my next victim

I guess I'm not good at this relationship stuff

1. be awkward
2. be awkward
3. be awkward

Vomit.
Cry.
Poop.